Jonathan Jowett, Greggs Company Secretary writes:
Last Saturday saw me ready to face the challenge. I had bought a bike last Summer – a fantastic internet bargain, dual suspension, 18 gears, slightly too small for my frame but heh – if clowns at the circus can do it……….. The bike had not been ridden at all until a few weeks ago (I had decided to accept a job instead of go cycling – bad move (NB pre Greggs ))! And the bike was going so well until said Saturday. In what I think was 18th gear (it might have been first – anyway the one that makes you go the fastest), the chain came off, and the bike ground to a halt. After hobbling to the local bike shop (I think he saw me coming), the bloke scratched his head, let out a long sigh and said “its gone mate. Best you can do is flog it to some kid on Ebay – sold as seen”. Charming I thought. But I’m a lawyer I thought – I cant do that. Anyway, the bloke just happened to have a 23” frame bike with 21 gears “in the sale”. So I was mugged for £200 and off I rode. WHAT A DIFFERENCE! I rode 21 miles that evening.
Got up early the next morning – normal Cheshire weather……wet. And it rained, and it rained. So I read the newspapers, drank coffee (bad move, as I subsequently discovered). Eventually, I had to admit defeat. I’d finished the News of the World crossword in a record two hours, and was forced to accept there was nothing else but to go out and risk it. After 27 miles, I stopped for one of those chocolate covered bars of lard kindly donated by a well-known sports food company. Actually – it really helped! I did another 18 miles, and ended up at home in time for Sunday lunch.
Spent the rest of the afternoon snoozing in the chair watching Graham McDowell win the Welsh Open at Celtic Manor.
ps – let me know if you want the Ebay link!